Wooooo... I woke up today with morbid thoughts racing through my little brain. And I realized that I'm going to be alone forever if I keep my current state of bachelorette-hood going. That makes me sad. No fairy tales, no happy endings, no Prince Charming on a big white horse galloping through the bar to whisk me away to his castle... in fact, I probably wouldn't even recognize a good catch if he landed in my lap with a million dollars. What makes me feel even more terrible is maybe I've thrown back too many good guys already. How the hell do I know? Am I supposed to settle?

I've had too many dates who have bored me to distraction. Maybe I'm the one with high expectations - or just a different set than what I'm getting. Despite all the Cosmo-inspired girlfriend advice I enjoy dispensing to my friends, I have no idea how to deal with this. How do I fix this problem?